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Thursday, January 31, 2013

E-LEARNING!

Just to let you guys know, I'm having E-Learning! 3 sweet days in a row followed by a weekend.
Absolutely wondeeful.
Just some informative information *it's a pun, yes* for you guys, I'll be telling you why people like E-Learning.
WHY PEOPLE LIKE E-LEARNING:
1. FAT ASSES LOVE IT.
I rike this picure a rot.
Being lazy is all trendy when it comes to being a fatass. So why not lower your health levels, energy levels and stay at home to do E-Learning? At the same time, you increase your cholesterol levels and you might stand a chance to get these fascinating diseases: Heart attack and diabetes! 
The opposite of 'm' is actually man boobs.

2. GAMERS LOVE IT
When it comes to gamers, they just love spamming games be it Xbox, PS3, or the great, universal PC.
E-Learning provides an abundance of time for them to focus more on their games, bring their gaming skills to the next level and well...
end up as a sad, miserable virtual identity on the internet that has very little exercise and is the equivalent of a fat-ass minus all the fats. 
Live the life man.
and lastly...
3.DOUCHEBAGS/TROLLS LOVE IT.
Now you may be wondering why I say this. The answer is simple. Trolls makes use of the internet to piss people off, and E-Learning is the PERFECT opportunity to make a YOLO believer commit suicide and not die, piss off Bieber fans, spam overused jokes like 'i took an arrow to the knee' as well as stereotyping funny people in this world like fatasses and people who believe in swag  *Usually they end up in McDonald's*, etcetera. 
The fries look nice.
and just to make myself laugh even more:
That'll be $3.50.
So if you're a troll or douchebag...REJOICE! *No, I'm not Christian*
Sorry dude.
-Lincoln.
(Yes, I too enjoy E-learning. Aha.)