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Monday, December 31, 2012

Quick Update

As you may know, I'm just one day away from school, so today might be my last post in a while.
I might, or in fact, will be busy with school work but I'll try to occasionally post if I can. Anyways, happy new year once again and continue to support my blog by clicking on the ads! You can always close the ads after you click them. Helps me out a lot :)
See you soon.
Till we meet again. Aha.
-Lincoln

Sunday, December 30, 2012

New Year's Resolutions!

We all know 2013 is coming and thus, with every new year...comes new resolutions.
Since it's the 13 we're talking about, obviously I'll have 13 new resolutions to come up with...minus Freddy Kruger. *corny joke*
Except when it's on Friday, we feel sad.
Let's cut to the chase and continue with my resolutions. 
1. SCORE WELL FOR NEXT BIG MAJOR ASS EXAM.
Sorry for the capitalization, it's just that my exams are really important, as it determines where I'll go after my secondary education hence...
Nice beard.
2. HEALTH...and well wealth.
But hey, health's more important. Wealth is just something that we can do without, but if you have health, everything else is equally important. I'm still pinning some hopes into this blog, as it could, COULD, be my next full time job. I'll never know...provided I collect enough revenue from advertisements and more support from you guys to help me run this blog successfully. If that doesn't work, then...
You'll be seeing me on the streets.
3. Probably some progress in my piano.
Yes, in case some people don't know, I play the piano. It's not surprising, since I do music parodies last time. 
Woah.
Currently taking grade 5/6... haven't decided yet, I guess time will tell...
But in the meantime, I'll be awesome as hell.
Relax, my piano won't die.
Positively sure I'll reach grade 8 in no time. *sarcasm*
4. Learn to cook awesome dishes.
I do like to cook, it's just that I'm lazy. Also, I have studies to deal with, exams to sort out and well, games to play. 
I agree.
5. Be uber pro at FIFA games.
I know I'm not supposed to be thinking of games at this moment, but hey...a man has targets and achievements and FIFA 13 is one of them *currently*. Yes, the whole FIFA group gets to make tons of money every year and they continue to compel us with ultimate team server problems. MONEY GRUBBERS.
Sepp's angry.
6. Try not to get a girlfriend.
I'm straight. Trust me. 
It's just that 'I've got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one'.
Successful black man is successful.
7. Hone up my soccer skills.
It's been sometime since I last played soccer, and yes..it's good to be sporty.
If you're wondering why I like soccer, it's because you get to dribble. Yep, dribbling's my favorite part of this game and also passing. But no practice makes me look like a pile of dipsh*t.

Completely random.
8. Grow in wisdom.
Oh, so philosophical.
Enjoy the meme.
One must require wisdom..for thou is thy kickass.

9. Compose a nice musical harmony.
I did manage to compose several pleasant harmonies, and this year's no exception. 
Repeat.
10. Make sure we don't die in 2013.
I haven't turned 18 yet, so no. No way we'll die. 
It's 'stop'.
11. Make my own meme. 
I couldn't think of much resolutions so...
Woot..

12. Watch more of my favorite shows. 
Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons, The Mentalist and even Jersey Shore.
Ace in English.
and lastly...
13. For all you readers to stay awesome! 
Whether you support my blog, whether you read it or not...have a happy new year! May great things come ahead!
Trololol.
Stay positive, but not HIV of course.
-Lincoln












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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

BACK TO SCHOOL...

If you're an avid fan of school and just feel it's great to be back then...
As said by the great Patrick Stewart.
Well, let's get started. As you all may know, education is going to burn us now in the form of a new term.
What I meant to say is, school is starting in a few days time. I'm not sure whether you guys have the same time frame as us Singaporeans, but I'm sure as hell you don't like to go to school after enjoying such a long and joyful holiday. 
Exactly how I feel. Minus the anything part.
It feels pretty assuring that we have to face another term of stress, exams and well, more exams if you're a secondary school student. As for those primary school kids, uh...
Compare your homework to ours.
It isn't completely a bad thing to go back to school, and if some of you guys are already sad by the end of this sentence, here's another picture to make you feel worst.
Great day of school.
Nah, honestly...going back to school is fun. *shivers* Well, I guess it's all about adapting to this vicious cycle of going back to school and then not giving a fvck when the school holidays start. So for all you people going back to school...get a friggin' beauty sleep or something. However, if you're known to be a notable douchebag or just a pr*ck in any way, school's good for you. Just imagine the tons of people you can annoy during recess, much less so to say in class. Muahaha.
Been there.
Just to sum it all up...when you go back to school, you'll face:
-Scumbag teachers *if any, although highly likely*
-Douchebags *students, janitors and even your local school textbook*
-Detention *if you're late*
-YOLO people *only in exam conditions*
-Lack of sleep *due to immense homework and the occasional 'pay attention in class'*
-Co-curricular activities *ranges from humping the toilet to flashing random middle fingers*
and well...
-Enrichment classes *it's for dumb people, but we make it sound nice*.
Damn it.
-Lincoln.








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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

12 Days Of Christmas *Singapore Edition*

As many of you should know, christmas has actually arrived and Santa's probably gonna bring a big bucket of KFC to town.
Damn right it is.
Since the old tradition of Christmas always has 12 days in it  *You don't say*...
let's do a 12 days of christmas sing-along! And yes, I do live in Singapore, hence the title. 
Oh jolly good fun.
On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me...
one discount voucher.
Aiyo..so cheapskate.
two teh tarik.
Shiok la.


three boxes of tissue paper.
For you to sneeze, Christmas velly cold.
four four-leaf clovers.
Got good luck, got wordplay. Nice mah.
five iPhone 5.
Cannot afford five lah, one can.
six sets of TOTO numbers.
Don't worry, confirm will hit one.
seven SEVEN ELEVEN slurpees.
Brainfreeeeeeeeeeze.
eight candy canes.
Don't get diabetes.
Nine-ninety perfume.
Nice smelling leh.
ten thousand rupees.
It's alot okay...
eleven seasons of Family Guy! 
Giggity.
and 2012 is not the end of the world....
People too paranoid la.
Hope you enjoyed this post and...

-Lincoln.



















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