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Thursday, October 25, 2012

WHY JAMAICANS LOVE SEX.

Meh, I'm not being racist here. It's just...uh. Black people are considered pretty sexually active. You can't help that. You just can't. I mean, look at KSI. He's bloody masturbating in almost every video about FIFA. The only thing I can't relate to is how watching a game of soccer can make you literally ejaculate all over the floor. Perhaps that's the reason why soccer is called 'The Beautiful Game'.
He does not need viagra.
Jamaicans are proud to have 'rather fast black men', as quoted by KSI. Yes, he does have an army, so I presume its he has a pretty large fan base who likes his sexual antics and rants. Usain Bolt, Yohan Blake are some major ass Jamaicans that run like rather fast black men. Oh for god's sake, they're freaking sprinters. Yes, never heard the joke that before Usain Bolt runs, the crowd is never near the starting line? Well know you do. 
Ah, classic word play.
Anyways, this post is just a quick summary of JAMAICANS. *FAP FAP FAP*
-Lincoln.


Wednesday, October 24, 2012

FIFA MADNESS!

Yes, my exams have ended. Didn't do quite shabby, not bad in terms of results. But more importantly...FIFA. Yes, we all know EA are the massive bosses of this soccer franchise and we also know they are a bunch of money grubbers that refuse to fix their servers and glitches, not to mention the infamous impact engine.
Wise words from Wonka.
and...
Damn, this should go in the Karmasutra.
Well, I'll still be playing Fifa 12, haven't bought Fifa 13 as of now, I'm wondering how desperate EA are to make some big bucks every year a new soccer game is released. On the bright side, if the world ends by this october, it would probably be worth it for those Fifa 13 buyers. Just a question, if you do know a place that sells Fifa 13 for a cheap price, kindly tell me via the comments, but if you don't then its okay. So EA...ready for Fifa 8000, where the ball can float in the air for long periods of time and you can score telepathically. Woah.
-Lincoln.



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