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Saturday, August 11, 2012

HOW TO BE A DOUCHEBAG.

Helloooooooooooooo. You might be wondering why this random post on how to be a douchebag. Ahh, well the answer is simple. If you want to be a douchebag, you've to learn how to take jokes. Douchebags troll people everyday, they eat and breathe jokes. The same logic applies, so TAKE A JOKE BRO.
Take it in.

Here are some must haves for a douche bag:
1. Be annoying at most times.
2. Have a warped logic
3. Excellent talking skills; glib tongue
4. Awesome punch-lines
5. Irresponsibility, lack of etiquette/respect

THERE YOU GO LOL.
NBA honors.
-Lincoln

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