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Sunday, January 29, 2012

HELLO WORLD!

I was feeling kind of enthusiastic today so I will just do an extra post.
How am I feeling? Absolutely fine. The same annoying person as last time. Gay laugh, smart ass, prankster, troll, rubberface. Meh, so much more to say about me. I sometimes wonder why I even keep this blog but the logic behind it is that ever since secondary 1, I made this. And I have not stopped since then. I have had hiatuses, but still, this blog lived on...LIKE A BOSS. This blog is full of nonsensical crap. You name it. Parodies, reviews, stories, videos and even random pictures of me making out with a donkey. AH! You laughed, didn't you. I swear, being random had to be a motto of my blog. I just checked out the statistics and realised I had a total of 6000+ views overall for my blog. O.O
Pretty neat eh? Anyways, since I'm feeling so fine and happy. I shall let all that hate and anger inside of me go.
So rock on. Eat muffins. Be gay. Grope Bieber. Drink alcohol. Get a boob job. Grow some pubic hair. Change your sex. Laugh at everyone you see. Get beaten up. There you go.
-Lincoln.

Maksim Mrvica :)

Yeah, the title says it all. Awesome pianist, awesome. Enjoy the videos. PIANO FOR LIFE.






HATERS GONNA HATE. This guy has talent. *salute*
-Lincoln. (aka douchebag)
XD

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Usher In The Year Of The Dragon

First and foremost, today is the year of the dragon. Happy Chinese New Year! Gong Xi Fa Cai, Gong Hoi Fatt Choi, 恭喜发财,万事如意,龙马精神!

Badass Chinese New Year. Boo yeah.
New year resolutions? Ahh, quite a number.
1. Win the sports fiesta soccer tournament.
2. Be more awesome then ever. Without people actually noticing it. Pfft.
3. Intellectually wiser, wittier and faster than others.
4. Spend money on some super delicious minestrone.
5. Grow fleshier, and for some weird reason, it doesn't happen to me all year. GOSH.
6. Keep this blog alive. I wanna see this blog when I'm an adult and laugh at it. :)
7. Get better in piano. I wanna achieve grade 8!
8. Auspicious number....I want wealth and prosperity in my family and me!

Once again, not much to say...
except HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!
With blessings,
-Lincoln.  

Sunday, January 15, 2012

WORLD CUP! :D

WOO! It's another 2 years more...but I'm willing to wait. Truly amazing game. Enjoy :)



If this video made you cry, laugh or smile, you know what football is. :)
-Lincoln. 

Friday, January 13, 2012

A7X BA BA BOOM!

NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. AWESOME. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!




AVENGED SEVENFOLD <3
I know I haven't been listening to them lately...but still they F**kin ROCK!
-Lincoln



Friday, January 6, 2012

NO SHIT SHERLOCK HOLMES

Yes...Sherlock Holmes. Way cool. Great sense of deduction. Reads body language. Oozes flair and aura. Gentleman. Fighter. Tactician. Smokes. Talks in a very cool way, in which most of you don't understand (sometimes even I don't). Ahh...so let's get to the point then. Firstly, I don't claim I'm Sherlock Holmes, although he is FRIGGIN' COOL. Secondly, I don't smoke LOL. BUT, the thing that irks me most is I'm oblivious to stuff around me. Those who know me well enough should know what I'm saying.
Absolute Kickass.
Yes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is a genius, but to be truthful, I've never read an entire Sherlock Holmes novels, I only watch the movies. :P Yeah, pain in the ass to actually read every damn word on the page itself. EYE PAIN. School is officially up, somehow I don't get crazy so much as usual, probably due to lack of stimuli, *COOL* which you probably should look it up on Wikipedia. No seriously, no one's gonna laugh. *laughs* There's only one purpose in keeping this blog now, and yeah, that's why I bother to actually write on this. One thing you should know, ever since young, I have never ever finished a hobby or excelled at it, including piano, because I just can't focus on it. Seems weird, but it's true. I'll stop at bits and parts, and then come back later at another period of time, for some weird reason. *Insert Laughter* Yeah, and probably another reason why I don't update this blog regularly. I have stuff to do, mostly involving LIFE. Yes, sarcasm.

Oh well, not much left to say. Except that Holmes rock. Woohoo. XD
-Lincoln.
*hiatus time*
...bitch.