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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Top 5 epic internet jokes

The internet is an awesome place to have fun and laugh your ass out.
Something like that.
But who actually laughs without epic jokes? Without the intensity, audacity and insanity of the jokes, nobody gives a flying fvck.
Couldn't agree more.
That is why I present to you to top 5 epic internet jokes of our generation, or close to it, for I wasn't born before 1997. Seriously.
I feel terrible.
5. Arrow to the knee
Yes, it was getting over-used somehow or other, but tis skyrim reference received awesome response and almost immediately, everyone used this joke...until they took an arrow to the *bish!* ARGHHHHHHHHH.
If you don't know what that means, its okay. 
You need better knee armor then.
Originally a quote from Skyrim, in the form of  'I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee', this joke has been phenomenal in the meme world and even a video was made to parody this joke.

4. Y U NO
Who doesn't love a little rage sometimes? Add a tinge of anger, a quarter spoon of rape and a sprinkle of capital letters and you get 'Y U NO?'
First world problems.
Commonly used to express rage and frustration, the face originated from a Japanese comic book.

3. Chuck Norris 
If you don't know who's Chuck Norris, he's an international karate champion and well, gained recognition for his superhuman 'powers', inspired by the 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' show.
Here's some of the jokes:
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
-Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using pokemon cards.
-Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
-Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books; the words assemble themselves out of fear
Pretty neat joke.
This man is crazy.
2. KONY memes
Yes, it's apparent people like to make fun of this international terrorist in Uganda. Ah yes, did I mention he likes children? Ever since the video: KONY 2012 went viral on YouTube, it has received countless responses throughout the globe and garnered support to help its cause and stop Kony, the corrupt terrorist in Uganda who uses weapons and slaves to rule. From there, they wanted to make Kony 'famous', tweeting him on Twitter, raising awareness through tons of social media platforms, and the cause is supported by the Invisible Children foundation. Not gonna say anything else, except to enjoy these disturbing yet really funny memes:
Nice word play.

What a cruel joke.
Nothing beats a good insult to your own mother. Oh damn. *MOM RAGING THE S*@T OFF*
A good example would be 'yo mama...'
Here are some jokes and videos to prove that insulting your mother will make you a happier person * Le mom rage punches me*

Yo mama so fat...
-that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor said she had 10 years to live.
-that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
-that people jog around her for exercise.
-that light bends around her.
-that a photograph taken of her last year is still printing.

*Le crazy mum punches me*

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