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Sunday, May 27, 2012

THE EARTH WILL END IN 2012?

Bulls**t. No seriously. Yes, yes, scientists say the Earth is going to end due to some cosmic rays from the sun or due to some bloody ice age/flood that engulfs our planet and demolish us. That sounds so scientific. Scratch that, it's a lame joke. Science is always the truth, but here's my analysis.

Firstly, the Mayans:
Prehistoric guy smoking weed. Period.
I'm not poking fun at them, well basically my blog pokes fun at people and things, but apparently the Mayans created a calendar spanning our civilization's time on Earth and it ends on 21 December 2012.
Fudge sticks.
To keep a long story short, we'll literally die in 2012.
Coffee, anyone?
It's been religiously and mystically believed so by us but by the looks of it, Earth's still running pretty damn well. Resources are depleting, yes, but it won't deplete at a rate so fast, by the end of this year, it'll burn to ashes. That's SCIENCE. And if you were to talk about it, there is no evidence that the Mayan calendar and the end of the world are related whatsoever. The calendar doesn't say it links itself to the universe and well...that's enough to prove that it won't end THAT fast. I'm not saying the Earth won't end, it's just gonna end much later. 
I bet he's vocabulary is limited.

Since the Earth lasted so long ever since the Big Bang Theory * the theory in which different planets collided with each other to form a big explosion, thereby forming Earth, in short*, why shouldn't it last even longer? It isn't just pure coincidence we lasted from the AD times, to the BC times and now to the 21st century. Earth is badass, and yes, it will last for as long as possible. 
Earth ain't dying bitch, coz yo mama said so.
-Lincoln.