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Saturday, May 26, 2012

AVENGERS. *guide included*

Oh yes, so I went to watch the avengers yesterday.


WHAT. I didn't actually have time before that. Anyway, it's really an awesome show that's worth your money. The CGI is good, the sound effects and story plot isn't predictable but still entertaining and the actors potraying the Avengers are one hell of a team. Robert Downey Jr. *Iron Man*, Scarlett Johannson *black widow* and Chris Hemsworth *Thor* just to name a few. In case you were wondering what the hell is the Avengers, fear not. The guide you need is right here. But if you do know much about it, then you can skip this portion. 

LE GUIDE FOR AVENGERS. *TROLL VERSION*

Alright, so this guy:
Eye am Nick Fury.
is Nick Fury, the head of S.H.I.E.L.D, an top secret organization dealing with classified matters regarding Earth's safety. And then, this guy:
Playboy, philanthropist, millionaire Tony Stark.
Tony Stark finds a secret power under the ocean that has unlimited energy, known as the tesseract:
Oh look, its a three dimensional blue cube thingy.
He manages to get it and S.H.I.E.L.D actually plans to research on how to use this tesseract for weapons and harness the energy from it. Then, this guy comes in:
I guess he's horny.
He comes from the planet Asgaard and is Loki, known as the God of Mischief. He manages to get information by using his magical wand and possess one of the professors working for S.H.I.E.L.D.
After they try to test out the tesseract, Loki comes out of the portal created by it using his teleportation powers that he has. He destroys and burns S.H.I.E.L.D down using the power of the tesseract as it spins out of control. To keep a long story short, Nick Fury gathers these heroes:
HULK SMASH.
I used to make jokes about Hawkeye having no superpowers until I took an arrow to the knee.
Loki, brother of Thor, Demigod of Thunder
The black widow. Damn, that gun looks good.

Captain America. Stars and stripes.



and Iron Man, as shown previously. They work together and kick ass and try to stop Loki and his alien friends from invading Earth. And of course, they succeed. 

Just to show how bad ass this show is, here's a trailer. Trust me, any action fan would wanna see it. But if you ain't, take a look. It's definitely very cool and exciting. Oh and funny thing, whenever Hulk transforms, the pants he's wearing never tears apart. Huh. Maybe it can stand massive erections as well. Who knows.
Anyways, enjoy.
-Lincoln.
P.S * the challenge is still on for 8,000 views...*




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