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Friday, April 15, 2011

THAT'S IT!

Yes, that's it. Nothing more, nothing less. THAT'S IT people. I have a goal right now. Don't worry, it's not about existence, 'coz I already am fulfilling that. =.= It's about 2-3 more weeks to the mid-year exams and I'm darn right serious about it. Previously my tests were above the average but still, my overall mark doesn't exactly please me. No offense. So...here are my goals:
1. Score well in Mid Year Exams (try to get A's which is actually 70 only. Not that high as you expected)
2. Get Black Ops on PS3 (Only if I fulfill number one.)
3. Get fatter. (I mean bigger).
4. Perhaps, get a life. (Nah, it's 100 percent false).
5. Enjoy life with friends. :D

So there ya' go, approximately few more weeks to mid-year exams. Wish me luck! You must, bitch.
Lotsa stuff to do. And lotsa swearing coming out of my mouth if I ever fail my exams.
-Lincoln

Friday, April 8, 2011

Albert Einstein + Darth Vader = Epic Win! :D

Guess what? Your mother died. Nah, of course she didn't. (She did, seriously) Lincoln here with another equation of life. What's mathematics without this intellectually awesome, afro-haired genius and a hopeless man who can't get chicks to dig him? What's star wars without this supreme lord donned in black, wielding a powerful lightsaber and constantly reading Harry Potter books? Well, if you bring these two icons together, you get an epic win. Yes, it's Alby and Dartho. (I give them nick names).
Alby and Dartho in action.

'Chicks dig me!'

J.K Rowling would be so proud.
Oh well, new poll coming up and please please vote. If not you go suck balls. Big big balls. Go to Pakistan and never come back. And go there naked too.
-Lincoln.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

IT people = Future and present slackers

Man, it sure feels good to be in the IT cca. (in case you don't know, infocomm technolgy co-curriculum activity).
Why don't you join IT? We have:
-Three fat teachers in the club and they are dumber then they look.
-Cool apple desktops for you to slack while the stupid teacher is teaching.
-An AIR-CONDITIONED, IT lab full of slackers. Ahh, birds of a feather flock together.
-SHORT periods of IT training, approximately 2 minutes.(nah, just joking.)
-Ugly and weird people in the cca for you to pick on and laugh at.
-Lincoln. The most supreme and epic guy in the club which gives you hell lotta fun to hang out with him. :D
Our club's endurance test.
So consider IT as your cca. It works wonders and you can slack most of the time. For queries and info, call Lincoln @ 999. Have fun! :D
-Lincoln

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Furball Frenzy!

This is picture pur-fect.
Cat: WTF do you think you're doing?

LOL. That's all.
-Lincoln

Epic Saw Parody :D

 Hey guys, it's Lincoln here. I decided to re-post this entry coz' it was SO epic I couldn't stop laughing. Yes, it was done by me a long time ago but still it's epic shit. Here it is:
Hello TianWei. This is CowShit. I mean Jigsaw. Tianwei...you always wanted to be skinny...now's your chance. You tried many methods of being skinny....eating banana skins(wth?), going to slimcare centres and jumping like a crazy nut on a trampoline until it breaks. So now....this is redemption time. You don't get free slimcare coupons. Now...you'll realise that you are strapped to an inescapable chair. Tianwei says: You mean this and escapes from it. Jigsaw slaps himself. "How da hell...? You noe what, get back in the chair now!" Tianwei does that. "Now...as I was saying. On top of you, there is a flame thrower that will burn you into roast pork in 50 secs. In order to deactivate the flamethrower, you must...Jigsaw sees TianWei eating a drumstick. It was roasted. "Go on...I'm listening." TianWei gains another ounce of fat after eating the fatty, crapschmap pile of chicken barf. "Okay...next to you are razor sharp blades that can slice the tofu fats outta you!" TianWei claps his hand, not knowing how he resembles like that of a retarted pig finding apples. "So...you gotta slice of ya fats and below you are weighing machines. If you get enough fats cut off, the weighing machine will go down, deactivating the flabazhongjing flamethrower." TianWei screams the monkey crap outta himself and Jigsaw starts playing Guitar Hero 2. "The game starts now. Jigsaw starts ramming his guitar and presses the 3 buttons on it." TianWei becomes desperate and starts to fart like popcorn while trying to escape. (He could, but he wouldn't). Out of anxiousness, TianWei starts to cut his fats at the razor blades. He also tried to recall the bloody period in which he menustrated like a pathetic baffoon. Jigsaw then went to watch Punk'd and laughed. The timer read 20 secs. The weighing machine was slightly going down. 15...14...ah shut up you cuckoo crap clock! TianWei was frantically cutting his fats out and measuring the distance between his first and second nipple. It was 1 cm. 10...9...the weighing machine was going down. 8...7...6...I swept the floor! 5...4...3...I puched your jaw! 2...TianWei fufils his task and the straps unlock themselves. 1...Jigsaw tells TianWei that he lied about the trap. He could have escaped fromt the chair. TianWei swears like an oompa loompa with its armpit hair ripped out. The flame thrower activates. Broom...fire spreads out. Tian Wei says: "What the F..." But before he could, the flame roasts him and the remainders of the seemingly stupid dickhead was a tiny nose.

Hope you enjoyed my LONG story.
That's it, laugh, cry but don't crap.
RubbaFace

So there ya go. Awesome eh. ^^
-Lincoln. 

Friday, April 1, 2011

Luxor = Your Mother?

Hey dudes. It's Linc. Well, I guess some of you might know what's Luxor. And if you belong to the people who don't, I'll explain it to you all. Luxor is a video game, where you match three balls of identical colors together. And as obvious, I rock at it. Happened to stop by a electronic shop and saw a computer that had Luxor and you can guess the rest. Anyway, they asked me to give them an 'In Game Name' in Luxor and I had to make it epic.
With all due respect to mothers.
Ahh, sorry moms. Had to do that. Anyway, you should try Luxor. It's really fun...for nerds. (Yes, I'm sort of one). Rock on!
-Lincoln.

Nacho Fury!

Helluu. Lincoln here, obviously. Today was a tiring AND epic day for me. We had to stay till 8 at night in our school for some talk held and right after that, me, Patrick and Boss walked to Tiong Bahru. In the DARK. It was so epic cool dude. (You people should really try it, it's awesome) I had some western dinner, so did they. But I have to admit the meal was pretty expensive. x.x Oh and nachos. Nachos,  nachos, nachos. Ahh, they are dipped in CHEESE right? So it was my brilliant idea to do this epic awesome plan to a nacho machine at a seven-eleven store. And guess what? Here's the result:
Also known as fungus el Nacho, commonly found in your toilet.
And a lot more epic stuff happened at Tiong but apparently I'm too tired to tell you all about it. It's 1 in the morning. Yawn.
-Lincoln.