The Epic Blog Of Mine

The Epic Blog Of Mine
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

I thank you for my sexual recognition.*AHEM*

Yes, hello. Today we've all come here to acknowledge this twitter status update today. 'My scrotum busted today. Have to apply for fake implant now. Bravo, bravo.*Claps*
I gotta say, you have style man. You have style. Say, my arch nemesis maybe? Ehh, too cliche. Maybe one of my class mates? Possibly. So there you go. I thank you for acknowledging how awesome my scrotum is and yes, you can go suck it. Since you expertise in it, maybe you should go suck one. What ya think?

The tweet bird is officially the bird without  a 'tweet'.

Alright, and just to keep you updated, I am alive and well. Thank you for you humanely concern. Now screw off.


Saturday, August 6, 2011


Damn you people. Can't you guys get a life? Stop FRIGGIN' BLOGWALKING. It's for gay midgets who are racially abused. I mean it. God damn it, if Jesus were here, he'd whip your ass with huckleberry pie.
Apart from that, I don't really know what else to write about. And this blog brings back memories of the past...really good ones. From the bottom of my heart, I will treasure them. All the parodies, the jokes, the insults and the swear and curses. Ahh, I will remember them. Speaking of which, I am currently obsessed with the piano. Ehh, you know, they say music makes you a great man. Indeed. The most kickass James Bond song, (which is the Casino Royale Theme Song) has been learnt by me. WOOHOO!
Well, not much has change. It's just the same usual me. I throw curses, and you take them. Hmm..pretty nice tagline, eh?
Yes yes, my blog is dead. I don't regularly update it with hilarious stuff for you to laugh at. But...there's one thing I will still do. That is to exist. Ahahah, OWNED.
-Peter Griffin
P.S. I don't call myself Lincoln. Peter Griffin is so much nicer. And classier too.