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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Nazis + Homer Simpson = Epic Win.

(Please leave this post immediately if you're not immune to sexual stuff written here). Yes, hello fellow MATURE viewer. You should be 18 years or above, I presume. Don't worry, it's not Canadian Pornography.(Three cheers for Canadian pornography!) With all due respect, I highly admire the Nazis. They are so brave, they invented the AK-47 (gun prototype in case you didn't know) and, they have a I'll-fuck-you-anytime attitude that is awesome to the max. I swear to god, I love the Nazis. They have an awesome sense of humor, vulgarities, and sexual stuff that anyone could ever asked for. The Nazis are just AWESOME.


You, sir, are one of the most awesome Nazi on this planet. With a mustache, of course.
That's the Russian spirit.
Now, to Homer Simpson. D'oh! Homer Jay Simpson. Father of Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson. Husband of Marge Simpson. Son of Grandpa Abe Simpson. Friend of Moe, Barney, Lenny and Carl. Ahhh, what more could you ask? He's yellow, he loves Duff Beer (*drunk voice* OH YEAH), he's fat and a couch potato and furthermore, he likes to strangle Bart during his free time. Aww, how sweet. If the Springfield ever existed, I would be the first one to visit the place, mainly because it's AWESOME. Hell yeah. D'oh! H-O-M-E-R = Epic. 

God bless you.
Here are some famous quotes of Homer Simpson. 'Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.' 'Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.' 'I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.' Man, this guy truly deserves a AWESOME GUY ON EARTH award. You can go check the quotes here: http://www.2spare.com/item_61333.aspx
Have fun laughing.
Rock on, Homer.
-Lincoln.