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Monday, May 23, 2011

Crotch kicks and mother fucking vampires = Love + Hate

Don't you just love it when your crotch gets a big kick in the groin? Ahhh, splendid. The common response you'll get is 'ARGHHH!'. Love that. *Russian Voice* Crotch kicks are, how you say, very beautiful. Your big balls will get hurt. Very badly. Ooh la la. Muahaha. Masturbate. 

Big balls. Big kick.
And vampires. Ahh, fuck them. Blood sucking mother fuckers. You die, bitches! They say vampires are allergic to garlic, silver bullets or when you tie them to a Christian cross. How untrue. If you had a shotgun, that would solve the problem. Boo yah. Onward Nazis. *Epic Nazi Hand Stretch* As for the vampires, go taste some silver bullets. 

Watch out. I bite back.
Adios Amigo. There's not much left of me to say. Hmm, maybe one more sentence. 
Death to bitches, vampires, bad breath, Justin Bieber and all you non-awesome people!
-Lincoln.